Election time

Dropped my baby...

This is soo funny..I laughed out loud all the way through it!

Gaza Strip withdrawal

Read what these people on the street think about the withdrawal.

Smallest MP3 player in the world!

These look cool, but easy to lose!

It's started!

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned
on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "It's started!"

Fun in the office

A devious hide-and-seek game

The Mind Molester is an instrument of creative electronic harassment. It is an electronic device that can drive your victims a little crazy trying to figure out what it is and where it's located. Your friends/enemies will become obsessed, awaiting the next chirp trying to determine its location, completely disrupting their normal activities.

Just connect this device to a 9-volt battery and plant it in an appropriate location. It produces a one-second electronic chirp about once every 3 minutes. Due to the chirp's duration, frequency, and sound characteristics, it's a very difficult, time-consuming, frustrating and maddening task to locate the unit. And even if they find it, they'll have no idea what it is. The number of effective locations to plant the Mind Molester is limited only by your imagination. Of course, this device is for use on deserving subjects only.

Carrots

Petrol Prices 3

Petrol Prices 2

Petrol Prices

This is my piggy bank after filling my car up today!

New Iron Maiden DVD released.

Death on the Road released August 29th.
I must buy this as a present for my girlfriend.
Wow, it has been 25 years since the first Iron Maiden album was released!

Phone Thief nabbed

A New York stock clerk who had his camera phone swiped from his car this month says he was able to peer into the life of the gadget's new owner. The thief evidently didn't realize the copious photos and videos he was taking with the hot phone were accessible through a web account.

Tire Tagz

Tire Tagz

Brrrrmmm!

Brrrrmmm!

The Worlds funniest practical joke

Ok, so here is the worlds funniest practical joke as voted by me.

All you need is a post it note (preferably yellow) a black ball point pen, a phone book and someone who is not mean and big.

Take the post it note.

Remove from the pad. (it should just pull away from the adhesive strip, if not you may have a defective post it note pad).

Take the black ball point pen and write this on the post it note:

While you were out, a Mr Lyon called for you. Please call him back on 478 3489 asap.

The funny part is that before writing the note, you will have looked up the local zoo's phone number and substituted the 478 3489 in the message above for the local zoo's phone number.

If you are confused as to how this joke is funny, try calling your local zoo and asking to speak to Mr Lyon.

If you made the mistake of trying this on someone who is mean and big, you could divert their attention as they are pummelling you by making lion roar noises (ie Rrrrrrraarrr!!). That should calm them down a bit.

THE ORIGINAL STORY OF THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

>The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
>house and laying up supplies for the winter.
>
>The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the

>summer away.
>
>Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper
>has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
>
>
>
>THE MODERN NEW ZEALAND VERSION
>
>The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
>house and laying up supplies for the winter.
>
>The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the

>summer away.
>
>Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
>
>The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know
>why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less

>fortunate like him are cold and starving.
>
>TV1 and TV3 show up to provide live coverage of the shivering
>grasshopper, with cuts to a video of the ant in his comfortable warm
>home with a table filled with food.
>
>Kiwis are stunned that in a country of such wealth, this poor
>grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty.
>
>LABOUR supporters, the Greens and the NZ MAORI PARTY demonstrate in
>front of the ant's house.
>
>TV1 , interrupting an Maori cultural festival special from Waikato with

>breaking news, broadcasts them singing "We Shall Overcome."
>
>Helen Clark and Ruth Dykeson rant in an interview with Paul Holmes that

>the ant has gotten rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an

>immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share."
>
>In
>response to polls, the Labour Government drafts the Economic Equity and

>Grasshopper Anti-Discrimination Act, retrospective to the beginning of
>the summer.
>
>It is quickly passed through Parliament.
>
>The ant's taxes are reassessed and he is also fined for failing to hire

>grass hoppers as helpers.
>
>Without enough money to pay both the fine and his newly imposed
>retrospective taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
>
>The ant moves to Australia, and starts a successful agribiz company.
>
>The TV stations later show the now fat grasshopper finishing up the
>last of the ant's food though Spring is still months away, while the
>government owned house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old

>house crumbles around him because he hadn't maintained it.
>
>Inadequate government funding is blamed, retired Prime Minister Dame
>Helen Clark (also known as Sir Helen) now is appointed to head a
>commission of inquiry that will cost $10,000,000.
>
>The abandoned house is taken over by a gang of immigrant spiders,
>praised by the government for enriching New Zealand's multicultural
>diversity, who promptly terrorize the community.
>
>The grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose, the New Zealand Herald

>blames it on obvious failure of government to address the root causes
>of despair arising from social inequity.
>
>The Spiders await Legal Aide cheque to assist them to bring their
>20,000 brothers and sisters to New Zealand, and to sue Social Welfare
>and Family Support sighting the $2,000 weekly benefit as being
>inadequate.

First Entry

Monday. First day of the week.

It is going to be a long week.

I have no work on, so I surfed the web and thought I would start a blog.


Seen on T-Shirt over weekend:

Photo of Donna Awatere Huata

Caption: "The World is my Pipi"